Donald was a strange man. He never tied his shoes. If someone were to approach him and comment, in whatever fashion, weather ‘hey. Your shoes untied !’ or ‘ sir, not to be unkind but I do believe your shoe lace is abroad’ he would freeze up. Probably stop whatever it was he was doing and veeery slooowly turn his head the commentator’s way. His eyes would be wide and discomforting, and he would most likely, after holding eye contact for a good uncomfortable hot second, find a way to scurry to safety.
He has in fact tripped on his shoelaces while escaping scenarios like this.
Can you imagine why it is Donald is so incapable of 1. Tying his shoes and 2. Being reminded that he should?
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